By the way, my kitty does this strange thing. She slightly opens her mouth at times in this very disconcerting way (I feel like she is inhaling my soul). Have you seen cats do this? Apparently they have vomeronasal organs at the top of their mouths and are attempting to better smell you. But you'd think they would have evolved other ways of doing this, keeping one's mouth ajar is very impolite and scary!
Dear Tellyawhatdotcom,
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your posts, but often find myself disappointed.
I thought you were going to tell me what more often, but it seems like you're only telling me what once in a while. The intervals between your posts are extended in a way so that when you do tell me what, the force is not to the effect that someone telling me what in person would have, which leads me to think that your title should be Tellyawhat'supdotcom - a name that's more casual and better suited for your blog. I hope that doesn't sound pushy. I just want to give you an idea of what your readers feel like every hour when they check your blog and there's nothing added.
Dear Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your whistle and your loyalty. I apologize for the scarcity of my posts. I hope to resume daily tellings of what as my life becomes more normalized and my brain fills with things to tell you what about. I do appreciate your thoughts regarding said name change but I don't think it would be helpful for me to do something as momentous as that on a whim. I think we should reconvene a few months from now and see what shape this web log takes to better know whether tellyawhat'sup speaks more to what we are doing here.
Well said, my lady.
ReplyDeleteI like you a LOT.
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